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Onic
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Posted by Onic - September 18th, 2009


[1:53am] <@Chant> im trying to dig out an eye from one of those old dolls where the lids raised and lowered
[1:54am] <@Onic> ...
[1:54am] <@Onic> you're diggin the eye out of a doll?
[1:55am] <@Chant> i kind of feel like dr mengele
[1:55am] <@Chant> i have to dig it out from the inside
[1:55am] <@Chant> and this doll is genetically inferior
[1:56am] <@Chant> there we go
[1:56am] <@Chant> one dolls eye
[1:56am] <@Onic> Rob
[1:56am] <@Onic> why are you digging its eyes out
[1:57am] <@Onic> and are you positive it is a doll
[1:57am] <@Chant> it stopped screaming a while ago
[1:57am] <@Chant> so i think its a doll
[1:57am] <@Chant> and i am not digging its eyes out
[1:58am] <@Chant> im not a maniac
[1:58am] <@Chant> its just one eye
[1:58am] <@Onic> ...
[1:58am] <@Onic> jesus
[1:59am] <@Chant> its black, no one will miss it
[1:59am] <@Chant> relax
[2:00am] <@Onic> digging the eyes out of dolls
[2:00am] <@Onic> WHY
[2:01am] <@Chant> ITS JUST ONE EYE FROM ONE DOLL
[2:01am] <@Chant> and to be fair
[2:01am] <@Chant> its just the dolls head
[2:01am] <@Onic> ARE YOU BUCKIN FOR A SECTION 8
[2:01am] <@Chant> i dont know where itws body is
[2:01am] <@Onic> ...
[1:58am] <@Onic> jesus
[1:59am] <@Chant> its black, no one will miss it
[1:59am] <@Chant> relax
[2:00am] <@Onic> digging the eyes out of dolls
[2:00am] <@Onic> WHY
[2:01am] <@Chant> ITS JUST ONE EYE FROM ONE DOLL
[2:01am] <@Chant> and to be fair
[2:01am] <@Chant> its just the dolls head
[2:01am] <@Onic> ARE YOU BUCKIN FOR A SECTION 8
[2:01am] <@Chant> i dont know where itws body is
[2:01am] <@Onic> ...
[2:01am] <@Onic> You know, digging the eyes out of a doll will get you a psychological evaluation
[2:01am] <@Chant> and i am cutting its eye out cause i wanna put something else in the eye hole
[2:01am] <@Onic> however
[2:02am] <@Onic> digging the dolls out of eyes will get you commited
[2:02am] <@Chant> im not gonna leave it empty
[2:02am] <@Onic> what are you putting in the socket
[2:03am] <@Chant> you know those little plastic army men?
[2:04am] <@Onic> yeah
[2:04am] <@Chant> one of thier heads
[2:05am] <@Onic> :|
[2:06am] <@Chant> well 3 of them actually
[2:06am] <@Chant> they were traitors
[2:06am] <@Chant> cowards who fled the line
[2:07am] <@Onic> welp
[2:07am] <@Onic> I guess thats it
[2:07am] * @Onic puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger


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